In their wonderfully informative book – "The Body Has A Mind of Its Own" – the Blakeslee family authors tell us the story of people with disorganised Body Schema.

Body Schema – as a quick primer for recent readers – is how you know you have moved. It is a collection of areas in your brain that reports sensory activity and confirms that, for example, you just moved your arm. 

With all those double negatives, weirdly it comes out as:

Nobody Doesn’t Know Nofink --> Everyone Knows Everything.

Hmmm. However, in the mind of my 5 year old daughter it was very clear:

In front of me – on the 202 bus in Sydney – was an irritating romantic couple.

Or so I thought at first. First, the coupled blocked my view out the front of the bus; second, they talked too loud; third, they kept doing “romantic” things that annoyed me. And I thought:

"They are an annoying couple."